My Two Biddies

This movie had little chance of being any good right from the get go. First of all, it's a sequel and those are never as good as the original. And this one's original was truly awful. There were so many ways that they had so suspend reality that even with my love for movies like this, I just could NOT believe it. I have heard from multiple people that this may be the most difficult movie they've ever tried to watch. One woman told me she turned it off and she LOVES these holiday specials. Katy, this blog's co-creator, took 4 days to make it through and described it as a "harrowing experience". Our sequel begins it's barrage of reality suspensions literally from the very first moment. 1. Amber lives alone in her tiny New York apartment. I am pretty sure that the moment she became engaged to the Prince she would have a slew of security around her at all times. She may even relocate to the country she will be Queen of one day. Maybe? 2. She flie...

How Sarah Got Her Wings  follows the story of a woman who is seemingly the salt of the earth. She's involved in her church, she's a caring real estate agent and she even risks her life to look for a homeless man's dog. Unfortunately, this last good dead proves fateful and she's hit by a bus. Think Regina George in Mean Girls  except Sarah really dies in this instance. She wakes up in "The Lobby" where she must find herself on the list to enter the pearly gates to heaven. Much to her dismay (and as you may have guessed by now) she is not on said list. She banters with one of the snarkiest -and most inappropriate- arch angels you'll ever meet and is eventually told she must return to earth for the 12 days leading up to Christmas to find out how to get on the list and into heaven. She shows up in her ex-boyfriend Jordan's apartment and this is where things begin to not make much sense. But Jordan is shirtless for a solid 5 minutes so I am will...